my boss kept having problems with her internet connection while mine works perfectly and she asked me why hers didn’t work and i told her “she wasn’t cool enough”
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
her little face jkhgkfyfh j
One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.
thank you. i was wondering who that person was.
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
(Source: theromance)
Benedict talks about meeting Harrison Ford (Benedict Cumberbatch on Jimmy Fallon)
(Source: misteroswald)